Articles - Joe D. Ape

Why am I doing this?

Through my studious observations and direct experiences of human life I have come to understand that most human people are […]

Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled

I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t

I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film,

I first watched Daylight back in 1996 when it came out. I was but a young ape back then. This

There’s something about an autobiography that is told in truth. It gives the narrative details a visceral viscosity that sticks

Crazy Stupid Love is a heartfelt film. Perhaps that’s because the narrative isn’t too far away from my own story

Yet another great film to add weight to the argument that 1999 was the best year in movies. Bowfinger is

Injustice is a unique story. The plot is intense, with Joker executing an incredible and successful plan that turns Superman

I watched A Real Pain, written and directed by Jesse Eisenberg, somewhere over central Africa, late at night, stretched out

As far as films go The Lost World languishes in that category of sequels that don’t live up to the