Joe D. Ape
I am the progeny of Red Peter. Humanised and horrified.
Sometimes honoured.
Most of all, making do.
Here is my report so far.
Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled […]
I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t […]
I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film, […]
I first watched Daylight back in 1996 when it came out. I was but a young ape back then. This […]
There’s something about an autobiography that is told in truth. It gives the narrative details a visceral viscosity that sticks […]
Crazy Stupid Love is a heartfelt film. Perhaps that’s because the narrative isn’t too far away from my own story […]
Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled […]
I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t […]
I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film, […]
I first watched Daylight back in 1996 when it came out. I was but a young ape back then. This […]
There’s something about an autobiography that is told in truth. It gives the narrative details a visceral viscosity that sticks […]
Crazy Stupid Love is a heartfelt film. Perhaps that’s because the narrative isn’t too far away from my own story […]
Yet another great film to add weight to the argument that 1999 was the best year in movies. Bowfinger is […]
Injustice is a unique story. The plot is intense, with Joker executing an incredible and successful plan that turns Superman […]
I watched A Real Pain, written and directed by Jesse Eisenberg, somewhere over central Africa, late at night, stretched out […]
As far as films go The Lost World languishes in that category of sequels that don’t live up to the […]
Jurassic Park is one of the greatest films ever made. When it came out, it terrified my mother so much, […]
Ernest Hemingway’s A Moveable Feast is the sort of book that makes you want to put on clothes that you […]
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