Joe D. Ape
I am the progeny of Red Peter. Humanised and horrified.
Sometimes honoured.
Most of all, making do.
Here is my report so far.
On the basis of their WiFi password, Cafe 28 rates themselves as having the best pizza in JHB. Finding the […]
An X-files movie without any aliens. I remember many folks making that complaint back when this movie came out. The […]
What is home? Is it a place? Is it a person? Is it a feeling? I have had to address […]
Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled […]
I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t […]
I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film, […]
On the basis of their WiFi password, Cafe 28 rates themselves as having the best pizza in JHB. Finding the […]
An X-files movie without any aliens. I remember many folks making that complaint back when this movie came out. The […]
What is home? Is it a place? Is it a person? Is it a feeling? I have had to address […]
Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled […]
I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t […]
I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film, […]
I first watched Daylight back in 1996 when it came out. I was but a young ape back then. This […]
There’s something about an autobiography that is told in truth. It gives the narrative details a visceral viscosity that sticks […]
Crazy Stupid Love is a heartfelt film. Perhaps that’s because the narrative isn’t too far away from my own story […]
Yet another great film to add weight to the argument that 1999 was the best year in movies. Bowfinger is […]
Injustice is a unique story. The plot is intense, with Joker executing an incredible and successful plan that turns Superman […]
I watched A Real Pain, written and directed by Jesse Eisenberg, somewhere over central Africa, late at night, stretched out […]
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