Joe D. Ape
I am the progeny of Red Peter. Humanised and horrified.
Sometimes honoured.
Most of all, making do.
Here is my report so far.
What is home? Is it a place? Is it a person? Is it a feeling? I have had to address […]
Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled […]
I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t […]
I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film, […]
I first watched Daylight back in 1996 when it came out. I was but a young ape back then. This […]
There’s something about an autobiography that is told in truth. It gives the narrative details a visceral viscosity that sticks […]
What is home? Is it a place? Is it a person? Is it a feeling? I have had to address […]
Why Keep Making These Films? Why do they keep making films in a franchise whose real worth has been whittled […]
I didn’t watch Sleepless in Seattle in the nineties because I was a young ape and the romance genre didn’t […]
I’m tired of these mother fucken sharks in this motherfucker underwater research facility! The most memorable scene from this film, […]
I first watched Daylight back in 1996 when it came out. I was but a young ape back then. This […]
There’s something about an autobiography that is told in truth. It gives the narrative details a visceral viscosity that sticks […]
Crazy Stupid Love is a heartfelt film. Perhaps that’s because the narrative isn’t too far away from my own story […]
Yet another great film to add weight to the argument that 1999 was the best year in movies. Bowfinger is […]
Injustice is a unique story. The plot is intense, with Joker executing an incredible and successful plan that turns Superman […]
I watched A Real Pain, written and directed by Jesse Eisenberg, somewhere over central Africa, late at night, stretched out […]
As far as films go The Lost World languishes in that category of sequels that don’t live up to the […]
Jurassic Park is one of the greatest films ever made. When it came out, it terrified my mother so much, […]
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